Sudden Realization.

So, I learned something pretty interesting about myself this week. I'm a professional in the field of inter-activity. In fact, as I'm sitting here writing this fascinating blog post, I'm texting two different people about two completely different subjects, saying sarcastically nice things to my roommate as he continues to annoy the hell out of me, fucking around on Facebook, ignoring phone calls (between the text messages) from some psycho girl who somehow managed to get my number without me giving it to her, and downloading a metric fuck-ton of classical music. Don't ask me why, but I'm on a classical music binge at the moment. I beer bonged Richard Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries a moment ago, took three shots of Mozart's Symphony No. 5, and I just made myself a nice Romeo and Juiet, Suite No. 2, Op. 64c: Montagues and Capulets on the rocks. I'm going to sit here and enjoy this tasty concoction as I continue to facilitate my skillz as a professional, uh, inter-activity guy.